Hi :) I'm a sixty year old man posing as a teenage girl named Riley. Sure wish I had picked a hotter skin suit lol ;)
hoohah:

i didn’t think they’d actually use the quote but they did

hoohah:

i didn’t think they’d actually use the quote but they did

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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

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epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

(Source: princessbeagle, via peoplemagazine)

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