Hi :) I'm a sixty year old man posing as a teenage girl named Riley. Sure wish I had picked a hotter skin suit lol ;)

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(Source: iraffiruse, via neversquarednevereven)

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leesleftarm:

lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH

(Source: terra-mater, via pizza)

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semicolson:

lausam3:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

GARY

LARRY

(via citycouncilwoman)

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1 hour ago

notprocrastinating:

vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

person: lol no thanks

vincent van gogh: 

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(via dialupmodem)

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nihilistic-void:

This is the animal they chose to represent Satan. 

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Accuser

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Seducer

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Destroyer

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The Father of Lies

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Evil Personified

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Just think about that for a moment. 

(via garyfromteenmom)

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1 hour ago

humorous-blog:

jesus-take-the-feels:

humorous-blog:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via ruinedchildhood)

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