Hi :) I'm a sixty year old man posing as a teenage girl named Riley. Sure wish I had picked a hotter skin suit lol ;)

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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21 hours ago

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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(Source: rowrz, via fabulouswhitebooty)

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21 hours ago
politedoge:

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

politedoge:

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

(Source: ejacutastic, via jesuschristvevo)

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1 day ago

seriousjones:

*goes to a frat party and slips the DJ $5 so he’ll play That Don’t Impress Me Much by Shania Twain next*

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1 day ago
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