Hi :) I'm a sixty year old man posing as a teenage girl named Riley. Sure wish I had picked a hotter skin suit lol ;)

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*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

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k1mkardashian:

i want to be a lawyer but only if i get to be like viola davis’ character in how to get away with murder

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n0cturnal-state:

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15 hours ago

fandomfilled:

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waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

You are my hero.

it’s even better because the other person doesn’t have an iphone. imagine how many separate messages that was.

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1 day ago
loam-and-yarn:

Spotted this guy from the car and had to pull over to admire him!

loam-and-yarn:

Spotted this guy from the car and had to pull over to admire him!

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1 day ago

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

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1 day ago

these gender rolls taste disgusting

(Source: matissegal, via bullshit-time)

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1 day ago
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